Pancakes

Dear Ian:
Whether it is Perkins, Big Boy, Denny's or IHOP, you can tell a lot about a person by the syrup they reach for. Never trust the berries. Maple is the truest choice, in my opinion.

Unless: Blueberry syrup on blueberry pancakes.

This is acceptable.

I am not much of a sweet eater, so you should only take this advice with a grain of salt.

That said, anyone who salts their pancakes is to be completely untrusted.

Rest easy.