Spaghetti

Dear Ian:
Another trend that you will no doubt notice as time goes on is my absolute fixation on food. I love to eat, and since I figure to do it at least twice a day (ssshhh, I skip breakfast a lot), I pretty much think it is important to make the best of it.

If you sleep 8 hours a day, which is pretty typical, then you sleep for 1/3 of your life. Okay.

That leaves 112 hours per week not sleeping. Of those 112, plan to spend at least forty working.
That leaves 72 hours left over.

Of the 72 "free" hours, you are probably going to want to spend at least 16 of those engaged in some sort of food activity (cooking/eating...let someone else do the dishes). That's 2/9ths or roughly 22% of your free time eating.

Learn to cook spaghetti.